Defend Your Selfie

Skewered Social Media

Thursday, May 30, 2019 at 8:00 pm (Doors at 7:30 pm)

Defend Your Selfie is the search for the worst person on the internet. Truly insufferable people have dominated your social media for far too long. These traitors of humanity deserve to have their online life put on trial in front of an official group of haters to sentence their social media terrorism.  This panel of sanity seekers will BLAST the vile internet scab’s entire online presence so they can pay for their self-serving-humble-brag-pity-posts.

Everything will be scrutinized, Facebook, Twitter, Spotify even AOL screen names. At the end of the hearing, justice is in your hands as you vote for the worst person on the internet. Defend Your Selfie. Their online. On the line.

Hosted by Pete Parsons & Jess Lonnett

$5 online / $7 door

BYOB Policy

Fallout Theater is BYOB every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Sunday. Patrons 21+ are allowed to bring alcoholic beverages and enjoy them in the theater during the show.

Ticket Refund Policy

If you buy an online ticket, you must arrive 30 min before the show start time to guarantee your seat. If you do not check-in and claim your ticket at least 10 min before the show start time, your seats may be given away to people who have signed up for that show’s waitlist. In the event you are not present and your seat has been forfeited, no refund will be offered.