Fuck. Marry. Kill.

Heartbreak & Hijinks

Every Fourth Saturday at 10:00 pm (Doors at 9:30 pm)

F*ck Marry Kill is a live dating authority sent to swipe, match, and cringe its way through the spunkiest Tinder users in Texas. Host Breanna Bietz invites sizzling-hot local comedians to DM the ATX flirty & dirty (with a little help from you in the audience)! For those of you who think online dating is a joke, well… you’re right!

Every Fourth Saturday 10pm | Tickets $15 online $20 door

Bar by Party Pulse

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IMPORTANT – Due to Austin’s Covid Stage 5 status, Effective Immediately:

  • Proof of vaccination OR a negative COVID test from the past 72 hours required for all live shows at Fallout
  • Temperature checks performed upon arrival
  • Capacity will be reduced to 40 people max
  • Masks will be required unless performing on stage

Please be sure to bring some kind of proof of vaccination history (physical card, photo, or otherwise) and ID with you to the show.

Thank you,

Fallout Management

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FAQs: 

REFUND POLICY:

In order to allow us time to fill your seat in our limited capacity, refunds can only be made 24 hours before the start of the show. Due to our currently limited capacity and online ticket policy, if you purchase tickets and are a no-show on the night of the performance – you forfeit the right to a refund. Email contact@fallouttheater.com or contact Eventbrite through your purchase receipt

AGE REQUIREMENTS:

We recommend audiences to be 18 or older due to mature content on stage

CONCESSIONS / ALCOHOL

We have a bar in the lobby from Party Pulse on Special Events, Fridays, and Saturdays, so we are not BYOB those days (subject to change – check the specific event details above). To drink you must be 21+, but you can still see our shows without drinking if you are under 21. Our programming tends to be PG-13 & up! No Food Concessions at this time.

PARKING

Street parking is usually available within a 2 block radius of the theater. Try parking north of 7th Street on Lavaca, or west of Lavaca near Guadalupe & 8th (by the old library). There is also a garage entrance on 7th between Guadalupe & Lavaca if you’d rather pay for covered parking.

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Fallout Theater is the premiere destination for alternative improv, sketch, and stand-up comedy. Come early to chill in our downtown lobby lounge and meet the best comedians around. Info on classes and corporate workshops at FalloutComedy.com.

$15 online / $20 door

Full Bar Available (No BYOB)

Party Pulse provides FULL BAR SERVICE every Monday, Friday, and Saturday so the theater is NOT BYOB on those days. Come early before the show for a drink and to hang with the best comedians in town!

Ticket Refund Policy

We do not refund tickets after a show has started. Request for refunds can be made 24 hrs before the start of a show by – all tickets are sold online through Eventbrite, where requests for refunds can be made. Please see your ticket receipt confirmation for more information.