Fuck. Marry. Kill.

Heartbreak & Hijinks

Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 10:00 pm (Doors at 9:30 pm)

$40 (x1 = 2 tickets) online

NO walk-up tickets at Box Office | NO BAR | NO BYOB


F*ck Marry Kill is a live dating authority sent to swipe, match, and cringe its way through the spunkiest Tinder users in Texas. Host Breanna Bietz invites sizzling-hot local comedians to DM the ATX flirty & dirty (with a little help from you in the audience)! For those of you who think online dating is a joke, well… you’re right!



  • Tickets are only sold in pairs (x1 = 2 tickets), NO single tickets will be available
  • All tickets sold online, NO walk-ups available
  • All guests will receive a contactless temperature check upon arrival
  • Masks are required indoors throughout the duration on premises or entrance will not be permitted
  • 40% capacity with socially distant seating in pairs following CDC guidelines
  • Sanitation stations throughout the theater, and cleaning between shows
  • No food or drink allowed




We do not refund tickets after a show has started. Refunds can be made 24 hrs before the start of a show by emailing contact@fallouttheater.com


We recommend audiences to be 18 or older due to mature content on stage


No food or drink will be sold at this time, and no food or drink are allowed to be consumed indoors. We will return to our normal practices in time and will update accordingly


Street parking is usually available within a 2 block radius of the theater. Try parking north of 7th Street on Lavaca, or west of Lavaca near Guadalupe & 8th (by the old library). There is also a garage entrance on 7th between Guadalupe & Lavaca if you’d rather pay for covered parking.


$40 online / $1000 door

No Bar No BYOB

Due to COVID restrictions Fallout will not have BYOB or Bar Service until further notice. Customers must wear a mask at all times while in the building.

Ticket Refund Policy

We do not refund tickets after a show has started. Request for refunds can be made 24 hrs before the start of a show by – all tickets are sold online through Eventbrite, where requests for refunds can be made. Please see your ticket receipt confirmation for more information.