Fuck Marry Kill

Fuck. Marry. Kill.

A Comedy Show About Dating Apps

Fuck Marry Kill

at 10:00 pm (Doors at 9:30 pm)

A date-worthy night of storytelling, games, standup, improv, and sketch!

Breanna Bietz is swiping through Tinder, Bumble, OkCupid, Plenty Of Fish, Match, Elite, OMG the list goes on—and she’s on the prowl for Austin’s best, worst, and horniest. Let’s talk about apps, baby!

Help Breanna live-swipe! That’s right, she’s giving you her phone! Her fate is in your hands as *fingers crossed* you set her up on a dream/disaster date!

$10 online / $12 door

Full Bar Available (No BYOB)

Party Pulse provides FULL BAR SERVICE every Monday, Friday, and Saturday so the theater is NOT BYOB on those days. Come early before the show for a drink and to hang with the best comedians in town!

Ticket Refund Policy

If you buy an online ticket, you must arrive 30 min before the show start time to guarantee your seat. If you do not check-in and claim your ticket at least 10 min before the show start time, your seats may be given away to people who have signed up for that show’s waitlist. In the event you are not present and your seat has been forfeited, no refund will be offered.